(8)roll roll roll ur joint, gently down the line, take a toke, inhale dat smoke, and blow ur friggin mind!(8) (Front Bumper) If you can read this, I didn't hit you hard enough. -=Hard work pays off later, laziness pays off now!!=- ...and i should care, why? 24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ... coincidence? I think not :) My darling my love, my beautiful wife. Marrying you screwed up my life :S >> I am nobody, no body is perfect, therefore i am perfect! ;) A man that has never lied to a woman has no respect for her feelings A miserable person is one who truly enjoys a fart but can't Act your age, not your shoe size! After working here, I now realize that "Dilbert" is not a comic strip. It's a documentary All racists who are prepared to die for their country, why not now? An answer to that nagging question............... I let the dogs out! An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if hes cute screw the fruit. An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire hius work An unfortunate person is one tries to fart but shits instead Anarchists of the world, unite! As long as my boss pretends that I'm earning much, I'm pretending that I work hard Ass, Grass, or Gas: everybody's gotta pay Be a Minimalist. It's the least you can do